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ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFEST
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exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

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presidentobarna:

*puts dick in my mouth* see its a metaphor

im gay

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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